Real Women Chat about American Idol
I was sitting with my wife last night watching the show and realized that she and one of our coworkers has a running chat dialog.
I looked over her shoulder and got an education on the perspectives of women. I said to my wife “ask her if I can publish that as a blog post”. In the dialog below, “me” is my wife and “her” is our coworker and “him” might be me.
And, if you read closely you’ll get a clue of how we’re going to snazz it up a little more next week 
7:42 PM
me: hmm, tim urban….adorable? really?
you are watching this horrible television rt?
her: yeah, that guy was HORRIBLE
me: yes. that was so so bad.
and not like he was hot either!
7:43 PM
her: it was painful to listen too
yeah, he looked like a high school kid with that hair
ha. he’s older than high school, right?
me: i think so! and i agree. i he be so so happy if that hairdo is gone by the time joseph is in high school. it bugs me
7:44 PM
me: it’s cute on like 1% of HS guys. but, that is it!
her: Ha. if he just cut it a little it would make all the difference in the world. I want to see EYES
7:45 PM
me: me TOO! i thought that was cause i am old though. Hehe.
her: I’m kind of over high school guys. haha- yak
7:46 PM
me: yes. can we please just keep all these kids little! no high schoolers….keep em all under 7
7:47 PM
her: ha- high school he be an adventure to say the least. My neighbor was telling me about her daughter who is a Freshman- Good Lord. I he NEVER be ready
7:48 PM
me: NO… me neither! ugh.
do you know what the heck he is singing?
why did he leave me blogging this shit!!!
her: yeah, I know it
ha- because you LOVE american idol
me: i have never heard this!
7:49 PM
guessing hte title has love in it
her: I would be totally cruel like “did you hear that guy who really sucked- his number was xxxxxx- don’t vote for him”
me: yeah! exactly
25 minutes
8:15 PM
me: what the heck is this? old people night?
her: no joke
SNOOZER
8:17 PM
me: really. the boys kinda suck
her: I was just thinking that.
I mean, the first week is always tough, but geeze.
I liked the last guy though
8:18 PM
me: yes .. last guy was good. in the past at least there has been those couple of epople that make it fun…the beat boxer and such
they got you through these sort of boring people
her: yeah. I can’t wait for the HUGE black dude
that dude is massive- he better rock it
me: Yes! he does look good
8:19 PM
he’s the one that just had a baby huh? one of those big dudes….
her: yeah, he’s the one
he’s a personal trainer- did I mention he is HUGE
sappy story- blah, blah, blah. parents aren’t signing the record deals buddy
8:20 PM
HAHAHA- YAY! LOVE HIM
me: no doubt…shit, there was that girl living in her car.
now, that is a sap story and she was like, yeah yeah
whatever
yes, this guy .. i want to see
8:21 PM
her: BIG DUDE little guitar
looks like a ukulele
8:22 PM
me: seriously!! that is hillarious
he is massive
but, not tall
i becha can’t get your hands around the man’s neck
8:23 PM
her: ha. no joke. Reminds me of John off of Green Mile
but not tall and slow minded
me:right, right
8:26 PM
he STOLE your line!
her: wait. I missed it. what did he say
me: that is too funny.
ryan said, looks like a ukilele
her: hahaha. I totally missed that
5 minutes
8:32 PM
her: dude has a mullet
me: he does! too funny and weird
her: you should just take our conversation and make it the blog post
ha
8:34 PM
me: yes! he would be happy
he just got back and i was totally cracking up at our conversation
and he says….we should be doing it on his twitter american idol feed
i’m like,….what’s that!
her: haha. we totally should
8:35 PM
hahahaha. I should be a judger
judge, not judger
me: you totally should be a judger.
do you think we had a long ass day or something?
judger
8:36 PM
ok, that mulllet is sooo bad her
it is winging up in the back too. eeewwww
her: its soooo awesome, although I think he has too much business and the party is lame
8:37 PM
me: the party is that darn high school hair
her: haha. he needs frizz control on the party
me: did i show you the beads that caleb caught that were just that….
her: ha. Yeah, I was about to say he needs that bead from mardi gras
8:38 PM
me: we need to post a pic of that bead next to his phone number!
her: and a ukulele by the big guy
and shania twain by the oriental guy
me: we can come up with little pics for each
Yes!
her: jim morrison for hippie boy
8:39 PM
enrique for latin speaking dude
this could get fun
me: exactly! good blog post…. too funny
we cnanot be the only people that find this funny, right? maybe we are just very tired
8:40 PM
her: either way its FUNNY
me: it is too funny. the boys…man, they are just not well
ok, he is cute!
well, hair
her: oooo, he is good lookin
me: issues
but, holy shit
you see that shirt open?
her: yeah, he’s a hottie
8:41 PM
me: he is. finally
even kara wants him
her: break me off a piece of that
ha
8:42 PM
me: he is so making it through.
her: my Vote- DONE
me: ever chic out there vote, done!
her: ha- whatever works and its workin for him
me: unless you are someone else’se mommy
8:43 PM
indeed. he does have a good voice too
and great song choice
8:45 PM
her: haha. cougar
okay, he gets a cougar pic by his number
8:46 PM
me: perfect!!!
we have to get there and chop that hair, cause man, when he has it pulled back…mmm
8:47 PM
her: yeah, versatility is always a plus- hair back is good stuff though
me: he wants to publish this transcript without the names.
8:48 PM
her: ha. permission granted
me: i told him it was a hot mess after the last guy
her: haha. man, he was good lookin
dang, I would take him home to meet my parents
8:50 PM
me: and you could, cause he seems very sweet
you can have him. i know whatchoo dreaming about tonight
8:51 PM
her: clearly he will be on my mind.
thanks lady for letting me have him- that’s super awesome of you
me: i thought it was kind of me too
:0
like old school. i mean, i think you called him first
8:52 PM
well, you called a ‘piece’ of him first
her: haha. yes I suppose I did
its like calling the front seat when you were a kid
me: exactly. no girl fights. just gotta call it!
8:53 PM
oooo, we got a shot of the mullet from the back!
her: really?
me: yeah, i looked up just in time
8:54 PM
seriously, who does that!
what hair dresser could you find to do that
